Mattress Mack's Funniest Customer Delivery Story

What's the funniest thing that happened during delivery? One time, we had a customer come to the door, and it was a COD. She came to the door, and she was in her birthday suit.

The driver says, "Ma'am, I got to get the COD before I bring the furniture in."

She says, "Well, here I am."

And he says, "Ma'am, I got to go."

She says, "Next time, send a real man."