What Does the Massage Feature Do on the MacZcliner?

Why would I want massage? 

Because the pulsating massage helps roll the stress of a long day away. Turn on the pulsating massage in the MacZcliner super chair. It's like getting a great massage at a spa; the only difference is it doesn't cost 50 bucks an hour.

Turn on the massage, and it'll massage you and help you feel great all night long. You gave me a great idea. I'm gonna sit in this chair and massage now for the next hour.